The Great Creative Genius

The Great Creative Genius He'd be a Great Creative Genius If he'd forget about his penis But without it's imperative state He probably couldn't creat! A Hug from a Rug Guys look for a girl Who's perfect as a pearl As though they wer a fine rich earl And not a bumbly dweeb named earl Or a clown copying Milton Berl Whith their ugly homely mugs And complexions smooth as rugs No wonder girls reply with shrugs But have her drink a mug And give a warm afectionate hug And get her down on that rug Then She'll not shrug